Ooh so fun :D

Dear (_friend_),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (_1_).I think I realized it (_2_), (_3_) and I saw you (_4_) (_5_).I'm sure you're (_6_) enough to understand (_7_).I'm returning (_8_) to you, but I'll keep (_9_) as a memory.You should also know that I (_10_) and (_11_).(_12_)

Dear Victoria,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I am joining the convent. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey, outside of your office and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're sly enough to understand the Middle East is planning their revenge on you. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory.You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and your cucumber-fetishism is weird. Kiss my butt.
Love, Lianne. :D

1. What's the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White- I am joining the convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other - I'm in love with your cat

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my ass
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December- When I finally changed my underwear

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken- In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4. What's the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put whipped cream on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot-Sit on
Other - Drive over

5. What's the colour of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown- Your 'My little Pony' collection
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes;Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Sly
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Scarred
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model: Middle-classed
Annat; Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly- That i get turned on by garbage men
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumbkid
Other - That your driving sucks

8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - Your Elton John poster
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from Vegas
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your car

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
C/D - The oil tank from your car
E/F - Your neighbour’s dog
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of that blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your Mum
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your glass eye
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10. The last letter in your last name
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Never will forget that night
E/F - Always wanted to break your legs
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship is ruined
Beer – you should stop picking your nose
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Wine – Thanks for the Cocaine
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Liquor - I chew on your earlobes while you sleep
Other – I'm scratching my ass as you read this

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex-change
England - Good luck in jail
Spain - Go drown yourself
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
France – With tears of sadness


Today was really fun! (:

First was the MTV-style hiphop dance which I got a little annoyed at at first but then it got quite fun(ny). :D More than half the class went for RA test! O: So when the teacher asked the first 5 rows to sit in front, our whole class and no back rows. :D

Next was the conservation talk and it was really worrying. :/ I mean like, if human species is going to be extinct soon, can you imagine how much sooner the second coming of Christ is going to be? Now's the time to love people, man. Take action. (:

During recess I talked to HZ and Sarah haha! :D I can't wait for Saturday!

Then I went back to class and did the climate survey. (: Then I was bored, and there was a roll of scotchtape on the table! :D I took it and wanted to wrap Kelly up but she didn't let me. So I ran up to Yan Ping and before she could do anything, I wrapped it around her like, 6 times! :D So funny she was trapped! She asked Kelly to cut her loose but not before Kelly, Amelia and I got plenty of pictures of Yan Ping struggling with her bonds... :D So funny!

Then I found some acrylic paint behind the board and tried to smear people with it!! :D HAHA. I got Kelly smeared in little dots, and I wrote "Li" on my arm. :D Then Amelia tried to smear Yan Ping and in the end, SHE got smeared on the mouth HAHA. :D Later I rubbed the "Li" on Gillian and she rubbed it on my pinafore!! O: Then I went to wash it off but it stained through my blouse zomg! Haha! Nevermind :D Funny funny. Maria was sneakiest of all. She put some paint on a piece of paper and then dabbed Kelly's elbow! O: And Kelly didn't know till she realised she was rubbing paint everywhere. :D And Maria did it to Amelia too, on both elbows! Super funny, cause when she turns around you can see two round blue dots on her elbows. :D

Then later Kelly, Amelia and I had a little water fight hehehe. Kelly poured water on my head! O: I poured on her pinafore hehe. Amelia got the least of it. O:

It was so fun! (: Then Linn came and we planned sleepover plus Ness's birthday celebration. :D They're going to be blasts hehe!

Yay life rocks (:

Tomorrow is drama night auditions, then a cmps presentation, then cheer tryouts (Linn and Clarisse too, how awesome!! :D) then squash! Yay!

Is there anyone that fails
Is there anyone that falls
Am I the only one in church today feelin’ so small

Cause when I take a look around
Everybody seems so strong
I know they’ll soon discover
That I don’t belong
So I tuck it all away, like everything’s okay
If I make them all believe it, maybe I’ll believe it too
So with a painted grin, I play the part again
So everyone will see me the way that I see them

Are we happy plastic people
Under shiny plastic steeples
With walls around our smiles to hide our pain
But if the invitation’s open
To every heart that has been broken
Maybe then we close the curtain
On our stained glass masquerade

Is there anyone who’s been there
Are there any hands to raise
Am I the only one who’s traded
In the altar for a stage

The performance is convincing
And we know every line by heart
Only when no one is watching
Can we really fall apart

But would it set me free
If I dared to let you see
The truth behind the person
That you imagine me to be

Would your arms be open
Or would you walk away
Would the love of Jesus
Be enough to make you stay

Are we happy plastic people
Under shiny plastic steeples
With walls around our smiles to hide our painBut if the invitation’s open
To every heart that has been broken
Maybe then we close the curtain
On our stained glass masquerade

Are we happy plastic people
Under shiny plastic steeples
With walls around our smiles to hide our painBut if the invitation’s open
To every heart that has been broken
Maybe then we close the curtain
On our stained glass masquerade

Well if the invitation’s open
To every heart that has been broken
Maybe then we close the curtain
On our stained glass masquerade

Is there anyone that fails
Is there anyone that falls
Am I the only one in church today feelin’ so small


Everyone falls sometimes; everyone backslides sometimes, and there are so many who don't yet know Jesus. Now's the time to love your brothers and sisters, and reach out to those who need the love of God so badly. Stand firm in your faith, and then don't forget about those who haven't received God's grace yet. Now's the time. Now's the time to love. (:

Dett.